What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 00:59

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
—
Still no good
US growth likely to slow to 1.6% this year, hobbled by Trump's trade wars, OECD says - ABC News
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
The Forgotten History (and Slippery Science) of Canola Oil - Eater
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
Are Americans really as uneducated and ignorant as portrayed in the media?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why do I feel so lazy every time I get into my room?
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
What is the happy reality of our generation?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Los Angeles Area Emmy Awards Nominations Revealed - Deadline
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Popular Processed Foods Linked to Early Signs of Parkinson’s Disease - SciTechDaily
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Major US retailers cancel Nintendo Switch 2 pre-orders - GamesIndustry.biz
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Chinese-Owned Company Halts Work on Factory to Make Batteries in U.S. - WSJ
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Americans Are Growing Less Interested in Buying Electric Vehicles, Study Says - Road & Track
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Exclusive Trump interview: A big steel deal for Pennsylvania - Washington Examiner
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Pocket is shutting down, so I switched to a self-hosted alternative - Android Authority