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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 00:59

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good

US growth likely to slow to 1.6% this year, hobbled by Trump's trade wars, OECD says - ABC News

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

The Forgotten History (and Slippery Science) of Canola Oil - Eater

Nuts and Butts

Catatonics & High Colonics

They put up a sign reading

Are Americans really as uneducated and ignorant as portrayed in the media?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why do I feel so lazy every time I get into my room?

No go.

So, the docs changed it to read

Everyone loved it.

What is the happy reality of our generation?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Unacceptable again!

So they tried

Los Angeles Area Emmy Awards Nominations Revealed - Deadline

Thumbs down again.

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

Popular Processed Foods Linked to Early Signs of Parkinson’s Disease - SciTechDaily

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Major US retailers cancel Nintendo Switch 2 pre-orders - GamesIndustry.biz

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Chinese-Owned Company Halts Work on Factory to Make Batteries in U.S. - WSJ

Minds and Behinds

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Americans Are Growing Less Interested in Buying Electric Vehicles, Study Says - Road & Track

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Exclusive Trump interview: A big steel deal for Pennsylvania - Washington Examiner

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way

Pocket is shutting down, so I switched to a self-hosted alternative - Android Authority